Happy Dildo Lover

TERMS AND CONDITIONS --- YOU MUST READ AND ATTEST TO BEFORE ENTERING Happy Dildo Lover Happy Dildo Lover is a site designed and intended SOLELY for ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old, who are interested in and wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature. The materials which are available within Happy Dildo Lover may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is younger than 18 years old or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials. By entering Happy Dildo Lover you are making the following statements: 1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18 years of age. 2. I understand that when I gain access to Happy Dildo Lover, I will be exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions and audio sounds of a sexually oriented, frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available on Happy Dildo Lover for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by average adults in my community. 3. I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within Happy Dildo Lover. 4. That you do not live in the specific states, cities or areas where you are not permitted to enter Happy Dildo Lover, or subscribe to any services Happy Dildo Lover offers. 5. My interest in Happy Dildo Lover is personal, and not professional. I do not work for law enforcement. I am not accessing Happy Dildo Lover to use against the site operator, or any person whomsoever, in any conceivable manner. 6. If I use the service of Happy Dildo Lover in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of both local and federal laws. 7. By logging on to Happy Dildo Lover, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of Happy Dildo Lover from any and all liability which might arise. 8. Book marking to a page on Happy Dildo Lover whereby this warning page is bypassed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth.
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